I will do my best to carry you when you need a lift
Comfort you when you’re sad
We all feel down now and then
But I’m here if you need me
Excuse me sir you cannot be standing here like that looking so hot you will cause a disturbance and I will lose my job
Omg I’m so sorry sir I won’t do it again I promise ok
If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.